Lu Magic

I used to be fun

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

Gonorrhea sounds like the cure for diarrhea

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

Water is good

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

@amelia_tweetz Yes and sometimes you leave that job cuz you think that’s the move and you end up missing it. I’m there now.

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

You know there’s some freak out there who collects all of Spider-Man’s leftover webs around the city.

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

It’s crazy that the entire cast of Everybody Loves Raymond has died and nobody talks about out it

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

@slashfilm Air-hercs

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Finally saw The Odyssey in full frame 70mm IMAX and I could see that Odysseus was wearing Air-Hercs the whole time. Cool detail.

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

It’s pronounced the Ody-see? I’ve been calling it my O-dussy this whole time. #imax-ed out at #70mm #dilation #theodyssey

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I’m up late tossing and turning thinking how sad it is that The Mandalorian won’t get to see Grogu go through puberty jacking his green shit everywhere. Life isn’t fair even in Star Wars.

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

Can’t wait to see The Odyssey in infinity vision

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

@MrBeast 2.5 million

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

@KillaKreww Can’t see LA because the earth is round

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

@womengrom Those are all his daughters

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

Damn everybody was saying the N word last night. (New York). But also the other N word. (kNicks) #Knickerbockers

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

Y’all car have a good side?

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

What if I went to Cicis Pizza and only ate salad?

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

Trying to get in the Borat Meets Elisheva writers room

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

You know you’re 40 when you gotta lift your nuts to sit

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

I guess I’m never seeing my kids again

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

If there’s a god and you help the Magic win game 7 today, I promise I’ll talk to my kids again.

[Lu Magic @lumagic19]

The other day I was thinking, Brazilians are the Europeans of Latin America.