Carlangas

vivo en un iphone y me gustaría ser humano 🚀🏜🪵🌵

[Carlangas @lumagicraw]

Nadie:

Ni un alma:

Canadá:

[TAYLA👰🏼‍♀️ @ponar15]

This was the last good song made by a pop boy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 40th birthday to the talented Lindsay Lohan.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mexico is the only host country from this World Cup to not lose a single game so far.

They have won their first four World Cup matches for the first time in their history.

[Carlangas @lumagicraw]

@addisonismygod I love Taylor Swift, and she's a master songwriter, but you have to admit she's always been pretty lukewarm about social issues. And in a way, "it's okay" isn't her responsibility, but next to Madonna, she's still very small.

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[kat @yslnadi]

this is how clocking out of work and having the next day off feels like

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

*yo reciclando una botella para cuidar el planeta*

El hijo de perra de Infantino durante el mundial:

[Natalia 🔅 @sseg_na]

MÉXICO GANÓ CON EL GOL MÁS PENDEJO DEL MUNDIAL ASI TENÍAMOS QUE GANAR CABRONES

VIVA MÉXICO VIVA JUANGA VIVA MI PAÍS

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA CHINGUEN A SU MADRE

[womanizer @duelpop]

coisas que aconteceram na mesma semana

[Ⓐndres. @Gaitan1102]

Hay gente que nunca se ha encerrado en el baño a llorar durante su jornada laboral y eso se nota.

[fuck @sorrymoom]

Estoy cansada de ocultarlo, no quiero trabajar en nada, no quiero hacer nada, quiero que el dinero me caiga del cielo y gastármelo

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about remote work: 90% less Sunday anxiety.

[Carlangas @lumagicraw]

@quesadaaa_ todos siempre tenemos el pensamiento de querer ser delgado incluso si aceptamos los cuerpos grandes.

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[ᴜʀɪ  @foiyuri]

Decisões corretas às vezes fazem a gnt se sentir assim.

[Carlangas @lumagicraw]

@SoyCriSzis porque ella quedó traumada en México 😭😭😭

[Alex Pérez. @honordetigre]

La gente subestima la gran bendición que es tener 0 problemas de salud y que ambos padres sigan vivos.