Luke Mazur

i used to write for the @Awl but now i am a lawyer || mazur dot luke at gmail dot com

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

i wrote about a book i used to love and hangovers https://t.co/iEz41L6rMn

[The Awl @Awl]

KUSHNER DAUGHTER [provocatively]: According to this book the only thing Grandpa has done that other presidents have also done is get stuck in a bathtub? https://t.co/wqiprFBFTm

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

who cares

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

It's really important to point out that, if Kamala Harris had won in 2024, the Dems would have interpreted that as "everyone loves woke" and would have gone all in on pushing it even harder (espcially in universities)

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

you actually don’t have time

[Nate Richard @NateKnowsMovies]

Spielberg was 26-27 when he made Jaws

Raimi was 21 when he made Evil Dead

PTA was 26 when he made Boogie Nights

Chazelle was 29 when he made Whiplash

Cameron was 29 when he made Terminator

Welles was 25 when he made Citizen Kane

Singleton was 23 when he made Boyz n the Hood

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

top 5 us bars
5. dominicks (ann arbor)
4. new deck (philly)
3. vinny’s south (buffalo)
2. ray’s catering (buffalo)
1. mickey rats (angola)

[Matthew Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

Great list. Here are my top 5 US bars:

1. Beachcomber - Cape Cod, MA

2. Ocean Mist- SK, RI

3. J.J Foley’s - Boston, MA

4. Billy’s - Bronx, NY (sadly)

5. City Works- Pittsburgh, PA

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

rooting like hell for aubry bracco tonight

[Hockey Night in Canada: Punjabi @HkyNightPunjabi]

Konsta Helenius finishes off a beautiful setup and the Sabres keep pouring it on. 🚨

Buffalo extends the lead to 5-3 and has full momentum in Game 6 🔥

@BuffaloSabres vs #GoHabsGo | GAME 6 - LIVE NOW

📺: https://t.co/tLdjW7KIz6
📲: https://t.co/KZxojhKpGw

#HockeyNightPunjabi

[ESPN @espn]

JOSH ALLEN IS READY FOR PLAYOFF HOCKEY IN BUFFALO 🍻

Watch Bruins-Sabres on ESPN and the ESPN App NOW! 😆

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

alanis morissette should already be in the rock and roll hall of fame

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

go blue etc

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

the nursing school at penn should join drexel

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

What's everyone's most elitist opinion?

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

😍

[ESPN @espn]

PENNSYLVANIA IS GOING DANCING 🕺

The Quakers head to their first NCAA tourney since 2018 after beating Yale in OT 😮

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

as ever go blue

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

go bills kath

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Easy does it!

Take it from a governor from Buffalo, there’s a right way to shovel out from the storm.

[Nancy Lowczys @nlowczys]

@nflcommish My 98 yr. old mother says that the @nfl is using the players to make money. Players are risking their bodies at the expense of the @nfl. She thinks there should be a boycott movement against watching. She says it’s sick how fixed the @nfl is.

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

josh doing obama at the dnc accent lfg

[Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington]

Legacy is rarely fair. It remembers endings more than effort.

Today, Josh Allen is heading south to Jacksonville in search of the Bills’ first road playoff win since 1992, a first step toward an ultimate goal.

Music by Zach Bryan. Produced by Jen Spell. Edited by Jason Sanchez.

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

looks like they’re discussing whether to trade up for a wide receiver

[Evan Hill @evanhill]

Multiple images seems to show a big screen where they've searched "venezuela" on X.

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

aged well!

[Jay Skurski @JaySkurski]

Touchdown, Bengals. That'll just about do it for the Bills, as fans start heading for the exits at Highmark Stadium. Joe Burrow is just too good for this defense.

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

IT had to email me to restart my computer for updates because it had been on for 3 weeks straight

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

You should start thinking of your body as hardware and your habits as software. 

Update them daily.

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

i wish you would

[Genius @Genius]

11 years ago today, taylor swift dropped her game-changing album ‘1989’ 💿✨

the project marked her official move into pop 🎶 it was the only album in 2014 to sell over a million copies in its first week and spent five weeks at no. 1 👑

what’s your favorite track?

[Nancy Lowczys @nlowczys]

@BuffaloBills Josh Allen doesn’t deserve this nonsense one bit. You need to make changes starting at the top. Ignoring the obvious is not going to get us to the Super Bowl! 😡

[Luke Mazur @lumazur]

it was an abortion michael