Lumber Jackson

Just here to share my undying love of lumberjacking

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1/2 ATTN all aspiring YouTubers / photographers. I've decided to give away my brand-spanking-new Canon g7x mark iii with external microphone (over $700 value) All you got to do is follow me, RT this, and in one week I will pick the winner! I'm serious

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@sameeramirez Yo but what about baby Herc and Pegasus

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I’m finally chopping up to 6 trees a minute! #LumberJACKED

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A bond between a man and his axe is unbreakable. Unless the axe breaks

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Remember, when you get a splinter, it’s important to not cry like a little bitch.

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It’s a beautiful day, my axe is glistening in the sun, my beard is flowing in the wind. There’s a whole forest ripe for the chopping. Let’s get it

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@kellanstanner Grow a beard and tell me I did not punch a bear. Enlightenment is only achieved through the purification of the face

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I just punched a bear

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As the saying goes, if you can’t take the sawdust, get out of the mill

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@Frankward37 Only the weak

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A beard is a friend that grows on your face

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Thinking about buying a giant blue ox, will get back to you on that later

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A sharp axe is a sharp mind

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I’d probably be into wrestling if they gave them axes

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If a tree falls in the woods, and I didn’t chop it down, does it make a sound?

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Can someone explain to me what “manscaping” is???

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I’d wrestle a moose for a beanie rn

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My new home gym, what do you think???

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Starting a petition to make the beaver our national animal #BeaverDAMN