samantha!

got a joint in my mouth and a chip on my shoulder

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

it’s the “$26,000 worth of sides!!!!” for me

[La femme merveilleuse invisible @larwoolf]

Rob Reiner met his wife Michele while making When Harry Met Sally 1989.
He changed the ending to have Harry and Sally get together due to meeting Michele. This scene, captured with real-time truth behind it.
Rest in peace, Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner.

#whenharrymetsally

[BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski]

The best run anyone has ever had.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[gab @kenobitrinity]

“take your broken heart, make it into art”
you will forever be missed, carrie 💔

[leiaspacebuns @leiaspacebunss]

it’s been 8 years since we lost our princess. we love you and miss you carrie🤍 #carrieonforever

[Tyler @tmonson23]

“Male loneliness epidemic” have we considered that they deserve to be lonely because they suck

[Amberghini @amberellaaaa_]

I’m about to dissociate like I’ve never dissociated before

[ki ✰ @lockurdoor]

why is everyone kinda just ignoring the fact that all three branches of the us government are controlled by republicans

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

“I didn’t want to be pregnant” is actually the only reason a woman needs

[samantha! @sameeramirez]

For my friends who aren't voting or don't care about the presidential race: https://t.co/bjBW9HRYxg

[wengel @wengelll]

do you even know about the semi-annual peoples princess weather window

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[madison joy-in-shvon-der @miss_mjoy]

unfortunately it’s me

[samantha! @sameeramirez]

@MikeKalinowski The way you were at least a little bit right for all of them lol!

[samantha! @sameeramirez]

I wanna preface this with the fact I took a big edible beforehand and I am the type of fan this movie was literally made for but Deadpool and Wolverine is SO good!

[samantha! @sameeramirez]

Marvel marketing be like "so our new movie has high projection numbers and already has massive hype in the public?? Oh no!! 😫 WE MUST GIVE AWAY HUGE SPOILERS NOW!! HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE SEE OUR MOVIE??!? 😱😟😫😱"

[my pupusa is purring @BougieClarkKent]

white women after voting against their interests

[✪ Bucket ✪ @buckycharms_]

Happy May 4th to my favorite slutty pilots