David Martinez

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@PaladinsGame I have only been playing paladins and rocket league since 2017. As a devout fan of Paladins, your Jenos binary patch makes me want to quit gaming. Give me back my 30 round magazine and not the bullshit 10 rounds.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@PaladinsGame yo wtf did you mess with Jenos binary ammo count. Its fucking garbage with only 10 rounds.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@MagnusCarlsen https://t.co/tUr8r6iljD
Yo what in the racist fuck is going on in the subtitles? This isnt tongue in cheek humor, this shit is straight up racist.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@avgmedstudent Although, its easy for me to do that as a 300lbs male. Some of you females might need to stay strapped before going out alone.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@avgmedstudent Dude I didn't even know people still cared about this shit. Ive been eating alone in restaurants because I love food, hate small talk and generally couldn't give two fucks about strangers opinions.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@AvaMax and @DUALIPA on the same track would be 💎💎💎💎

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

Public transportation is not a bad way to get around when commiting crime. It has been a productive day to say the least.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@lmacharo You had me at crunchwrap supreme

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

I really wish hallmark had a card that said "I guess I miss you since I had a moist dream about you".

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@lmacharo Yeah dude going there next year. Im very serious about getting you a job if you need it. #Chickentraphouse

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@DeAnna4Congress

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@DeAnna4Congress Hey remember that day you supported Kim Jung and asked us to leave him alone?

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@DeAnna4Congress @DineshDSouza

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@DeAnna4Congress

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@DeAnna4Congress

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@thevirgomess That whole album is amazing.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@thevirgomess May I make a suggestion? Bimini Road by Moon Boots.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

@mashuhrowknee Well it about damn time.

[David Martinez @lumberjackpanda]

My whole ass family just left me at the house with the dogs while they all went there separate ways to do things on Friday night. The only reason Im complaining is because Im dankrupt, if I had the company of Mary Jane, I probably wouldnt even had noticed they were gone.