Maddie Jaques

“I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious” Skidmore ‘19 Women’s Varsity Rowing 🚣🏼

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

Enter the 2018 Honda Civic Tour #Sweepstakes! NoPurNsry. US/DC (excl. AK & HI), 18+ only. Ends 9/30/2018. Prizes vary by entry period. See rules for details. https://t.co/oMR0xa2pD4

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

@jasonnash Can’t get enough of trish and Jason lmao

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.

This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point?

Happy New Month!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The busiest person at the White House is whoever has to update the office contact list.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Deadpool 2. Falling somewhere between The Godfather 2 and Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.

[Andrew Jaques @AndrewJaques10]

@lumberjaques maybe we should get a camera for Lola.

These penguins found a camera in Antarctica and captured a surprisingly good ‘selfie’ https://t.co/qDHTcmSZjy

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

Daniel Sloss On The Difference Between Violence In The US & UK - CONAN ... https://t.co/QQcvm5ZEiO via @YouTube

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

retweet for a chance to be my next shoutout big boiiiiis

https://t.co/17ojs523n6

big boiiii crocs

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

@DavidDobrik Lol pick me as the shout out and you can pick my next tattoo

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

Listening to rudolf the red nose reindeer, and dad is wondering what games they play, “do you think they play horseshoes or is that racist”

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

retweet to be my next SHIUTOIYT

https://t.co/og1dOnYlmT

new vid hella lit fam suck it easy

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla.

[Cinephilia, anti-authoritarianism, & fuck AI @CCinephilia]

The immortal ‘Casablanca’ premiered 75 years ago today:

Why the Old Hollywood’s Everlasting Masterpiece Is Still Beloved https://t.co/ApsoKlncDa

[͏‏َ @FANTOMFREAK]

Four horsemen of the apocalypse

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

When deciding whether or not to do something bad, stop and ask yourself "what would Flat Stanley think?"

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

Jack Whitehall Misses Having A Dumb Phone - CONAN on TBS https://t.co/tSeq1CxTId via @YouTube

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

Missing New Zealand 🇳🇿 tbt when we went down this 7meter drop in… https://t.co/uxgp1Vj9dN

[Maddie Jaques @lumberjaques]

How the fuck is @DavidDobrik not even a year older than me and owns a Tesla