Wannabe Brisker

Shana Bet Flip Out?

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

Playing beanboozled alone

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Jewish Man Tries Committing Suicide by Davening Mussaf with Chazzonis, Shavuos Morning Early Minyan

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@talmudenjoyer1 Whichever supports my svara

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

“Oh our theory doesn’t *explain phenomena*? Oh that’s because of space demon piss. Def not because our theory is wrong.”
https://t.co/ZWbG8RFgn2

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

Physicist Michio Kaku suggests dark matter isn’t matter at all. It is gravity leaking from a parallel dimension.

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@NhavsMaimonides Do you find modern academics on the Torah and Chazal valuable as a tool to ground things in their proper historical context

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@cherutLmoledet @troopersara Onlyfans daughter or Chareidi draft dodging son?

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@endimem_music Baki in shalom bayis now

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

Chazaring Greenspan rn
@endimem_music

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@cherutLmoledet Are you violently overthrowing the secular Israeli government and installing a theocracy, because despite what my Rebbeim tell me, I can’t stop thinking about you (with schizo rizz)

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@metrorhmdzoo Jumpscare on the tl

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

ממש אנדרטי של מלכים בפתח שער מדינה בע״ז דף מ:
https://t.co/i5f2NlWKTF

[Awesome Jew @Awesome_Jew_]

BREAKING: A group of Hasidic rabbis and Christian evangelical leaders unveiled a golden statue of President Trump at Trump National Doral Miami.

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

I don’t understand religious Jews who obsess over trump. Do they not read the words אל תבטחו בנדיבים בבן אדם שאין לו תשועה? He’s not like a paradigm of Jewish values, he just serves a positive instrumental role for Jews. But people seem to venerate him.
https://t.co/i5f2NlWKTF

[Awesome Jew @Awesome_Jew_]

BREAKING: A group of Hasidic rabbis and Christian evangelical leaders unveiled a golden statue of President Trump at Trump National Doral Miami.

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@cherutLmoledet Are you friends with the Har Habayis guards? Then they’d be double Feds

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@NhavsMaimonides Without revelation, would man be left to agnosticism?

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

Spent the last two Shabassos in Efrat and Neve Daniel and I now understand the settler mentality. I look at the hills now and I’m like hmmm yeah a Yishuv would be awesome there

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

@NhavsMaimonides Right, but the existential claim that E(x)(x is a necessary existence) is proven by Rambam through causality, no? It seems God is discoverable according to Rambam through natural theology alone, with commandments filling the existential gap entailed in the relationship

[Rabbi Josh Yuter @JYuter]

Opinion: It's more halakhically problematic to say Hallel with a beracha today than it is to shave.

Flame. On.

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

Also total religious sovereignty over the land.

[Wannabe Brisker @lumdishe]

To bring my Pesach and Chagigah. Imagine getting to bring Korbanos and then have a huge barbecue

[חַדֵּשׁ - Ḥadesh @Hadesh_Renewal]

Question to our followers:

What’s a practice from Tanakh or the Second Temple you’d like to see revived?

Here are some of our contenders:

-Dancing in the vineyards on Tu B’Av
-Bowing during Tefilla