Hey guys this is humiliating to post but i lost my job today. Im gonna start looking for work this week, but in the meantime i want to make sure I will have some money. If you want a simple portrait commission, please dm me. 10 USD each, some examples below.
One of the most weirdly punch-in-the-guts art exhibits I've ever seen was a whole room dedicated to Very Serious Portraits of the Soviet space dogs, each with its own somber spotlight and a bud vase with a single rose hanging before each painting.
Today's royal families are all engaged in an incessant larp. Doing military training for a war they will never fight, studying politics, diplomacy and languages in a country they will never govern, pretending to remain an important national institution when they're not