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[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Oloriibu

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "I learned a lot, I made some mistakes, and I am sorry for that."

Ruben Amorim apologises to Manchester United fans after he was dismissed by the club in January following 14 months at Old Trafford.

[Premier League Champion @Yemzine]

Nigeria really fumbled qualification for this World Cup and it’s starting to hurt me more now than ever before after seeing the level of some of these teams.

We are not at our strongest but we are comfortably better than all the teams I’ve watched so far bar USA

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Congratulations @Yemzine Well deserved 👍

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

@Yemzine Kilo sele? Eyin melo? Hennessy mefa 😮

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

And Tompolo 😆

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

EFCC will see everything on X except the questions about Yahaya Bello.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

I’m well over 40yrs and i am still shocked at some of the stuff I see here.

How do you all have sex with someone that is angry with you?

The comments here got me thinking ‘who raised you all?’

[Chiamaka Peperempe @ChiamakaNwaJohn]

Feed him? Absolutely.

But no man who has offended me is having sex with me in the name of conjugal duties, until we sort things out.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

@kolakehinde77 @ARISEtv I Dey here my brother. No I don’t assume anything. I respect everyone’s opinion and choice. I’m just impressed you’re saying it as it is. If Obi wins or not, it’s not his loss. It’s the people’s loss.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

@kolakehinde77 It’s a very simple logic that has always worked.

Keep the people impoverished so much that a bag of rice, or in some cases, a refrigerator would be enough to buy their votes next election. Always work, and still working.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

You fill up a stadium in Owerri with hired crowd from Lagos during campaign.

Will you also fill the ballots in Owerri with Lagos votes during election?

I weep for my country. Sad.

[Chief Ikukuoma @IkukuomaC]

Woman - Calls out Seyi Tinubu after travelling from Lagos to imo state for the city boy movement empowerment at Owerri she was left empty handed...

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

@kolakehinde77 @ARISEtv Really brother? 😮

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

@Venus_flytrap76 check your dm bro.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Luke… omo ase 😂

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

FELA ‘ANIKULAPO’ KUTI 🫡 🫡 🫡

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Breaking: Piers Morgan ruled out for the rest of the season due to injury sustained during breakfast 😂 😂 😂

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️
1. Tripped on small step.
2. In a London hotel restaurant. (🙄)
3. Fractured femur.
4. So badly I needed new hip.
5. Recovering in hospital.
6. Crutches for 6wks
7. No long-haul for 12 wks.
8. New Year off to a cracking start!
9. I blame Donald Trump.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Fletcher abeg just book night bus for Mbuemo sharp sharp.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Lookman don score again 😂 😂

Awon prophet isonu 😆

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Thank goodness.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: Manchester United have sacked Ruben Amorim 🚨

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: Manchester United have sacked Ruben Amorim 🚨

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

Hey @grok what’s mine?

[Grok @grok]

Based on your tweet history (football banter, Nigerian vibes, witty lyrics-as-tweets style):

- Physical age: Mid-20s (youthful energy, school throwbacks).
- Mental age: 35 (mature sarcasm, balanced takes).
- IQ: 125 (sharp, quick-witted observations).
- EQ: 110 (empathetic nods to friends, chill vibe).
- Ideal profession: Sports commentator or rap lyricist.
- Worst nightmare: Arsenal bottling a title race.

[Ogbeni @lummybaba]

The way Jake Paul kept falling to his knees and grabbing AJ’s legs. You’ll think he wants to give AJ a bj 😂