Übermensch

Traveller of the mind, body & soul.

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

I needed that sleep. It was all banter yesterday, today we pick up our shattered hearts and begin the mending process.

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

It took politics for us to get upgrades in the team! Tsk tsk, politicians

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🔥 Real Madrid's presidential election debate has been brilliant tonight:

• Enrique Riquelme announces an interview where he will name his superstar.

• Just as the interview starts, Florentino Perez officially announces Jose Mourinho as his coach.

• Riquelme finds out during the interview that Mourinho is announced, and says his coach is someone different - a manager according to him, that is a superstar.

• Enrique Riquelme announces Erling Haaland as his superstar signings & Rodri too.

• Riquelme says he will pay 100% of the membership fees for Real Madrid members if he doesn't keep his promise of bringing Haaland and Rodri.

• Just as the interview of Riquelme ends, an interview of Florentino Perez drops on Diario AS.

• Florentino Perez announces Mourinho & Ibrahima Konate as his first signings.

• He says he will bring another top defenders & strengthen the team in every position - promising an incredible team for next season.

On Sunday, we find out the winner. 👀

[Premier League @premierleague]

A seriously STACKED shortlist 😍

It’s time to vote for your Guinness Goal of the Season 🙌
https://t.co/x97l2ZqpPh

[ETHAN🌋 @Ethancfc7_]

IKER CASILLAS ON HOW NO REAL MADRID PLAYER IS PRESENT AT THE WORLD CUP.

Honestly, this selection makes no sense to me. How can no Real Madrid player make the World Cup squad after the season they’ve had? For me, Dean Huijsen deserved that spot without question. He was one of the most consistent young defenders all season, performing under pressure and proving himself at the highest level. Then you look at some of the names selected, like Marc Pubill, and it becomes difficult to understand the criteria. Even more confusing is seeing Gavi called up despite missing almost half of the season. Gavi is a fantastic talent, no doubt, but international selection should be based on who earned it across the full campaign, and on merit Huijsen had a stronger case. These are the decisions that leave a lot of people questioning the process.” — Iker Casillas

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Don't do drugs, kids!!!

[Che @AFCche]

Fouls, penalty shouts, and clear bookings that somehow disappeared whenever Man City were involved 😭💀

And somehow one man keeps appearing in every clip 🤡
Bernardo Silva

But apparently it’s only Arsenal that get “favoured” by refs

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

I warned you all on the opening day about PGMOL.

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

At approximately 10:45 p.m., there will be a 10 minute permitted fireworks display near Harbourfront Centre for a private video shoot that has been co-ordinated in accordance with applicable City of Toronto requirements.
Nearby residents can expect loud noises and bright flashes.
Please keep pets indoors and notify anyone who may be sensitive to noise or light.

[Claude @claudeai]

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[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Bypass your biggest strength - midfield

[Adedamola @Mastermind1808]

Why do they keep going long when their forwards are Griezmann and Alvarez?

[Adedamola @Mastermind1808]

Why do they keep going long when their forwards are Griezmann and Alvarez?

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

The Davies call yesterday and the Exe call today are very questionable!

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

For more context: Luis Enrique’s passionate speech to Mbappe about defending said everything. He couldn’t get it out of him, but he got it out of Dembele…and that’s the driving force behind this PSG’s team current dominance.

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Free LLM is the bloody ghetto!! So we have to pick between Netflix and Claude bayi. Jesu gbawa

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Unbelievable

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

There was a transition where Kylian decided against passing to a free Vini. If we had scored that, we'd have gone ahead today

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Adiós Real Madrid!!!

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Why can't we play like this week in week out????

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Jude is struggling! But he's such a critical element in this team

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Harry fucking Kane!!! Inevitable

[Übermensch @lummybolt]

Vini is having one of those days! Switch your wings if you're not getting joy