Lumpy

sandwich lover, bald cap enthusiast

[Lumpy @Lumpy__72]

Happy one year queen ❤️

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Thank you Dolly

[Mechagodzilla in a Suit @BubonicsTonics]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON THEY GOT OPTIMUS PRIME

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

Football season being back is the best feeling ever until your defense gives up that first 3rd and long

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre jerking off on stolen land bro

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

We missed you!

[mark @mmarkgm]

yes, as a man, i believe i can land a plane if the situation calls for it.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

#YeaCreamOnIt

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[ebo @ebosays]

what I see vs what my beer sees

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[swaggot part 4 diamond is unbreakable @rapesquadd]

Gay ass little kid I would have been so hyped to see a jet at that age

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

That Conor McGregor fight was the equivalent of getting ready to fuck on prom night and busting taking off your pants

[VampiricLegz @VampiricLegz]

I want to fall for it.
Just for a day.
Let me gullible.
Let me believe.

[stephen @henstepping]

This is what my family thinks I sound like when I can remeber who plays in the AFC East