asher!

25 || learning how to engineer

[asher! @lumpybirb]

double fisting frozé at the ballgame

[asher! @lumpybirb]

i will be on a beach in one week!!!!!!!!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[★ @POPin4k]

"He's one of the great loves of my life, I will say about Ben."

Matt Damon talking about Ben Affleck during 'The Odyssey' press.

[matt @realfan_1]

The toilet is door dashing poop from my butt

[asher! @lumpybirb]

*talking about rock, paper, scissors*
“as a lesbian geologist, do i do rock or scissors???”

[asher! @lumpybirb]

5 hours into a party where they have only beer no food and they’re cutting down trees

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i dislocated my ballsack

[asher! @lumpybirb]

@zootzsnoots ok fine love u see u soon!!!

[asher! @lumpybirb]

@zootzsnoots HAH

[asher! @lumpybirb]

@zootzsnoots omg GO TO BED!!!

[asher! @lumpybirb]

i need to spend money

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today marks 20 years since Taylor Swift debuted.

[Spotify @Spotify]

On June 5th, 2026, Taylor Swift’s “I Knew It, I Knew You” became the most-streamed country song in a single day by a female artist in Spotify history.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Writing this song felt like a musical departure and coming home at the same time. Creating something for Jessie was a new challenge and also felt like second nature all at once. And being a @toystory kid from the age of 5 til now… is an adventure I plan to be on, to infinity and beyond.

Thank you to the brilliant Andrew Stanton for imagining me for this, all those years ago when you wrote this newest film. Thank you to the incomparable @RandyNewman or the gorgeous sonic tapestry of songs and scores you’ve meticulously woven over the years. You created the Toy Story musical world, and we are lucky to get to live in it.
By we, I mean myself and my pal @jackantonoff. We wrote this with so much adoration for these characters that made us laugh and helped us learn lessons and think outside the backyard all throughout our childhoods. “I Knew It, I Knew You” from Toy Story 5 is out everywhere now. 🤠🐴

https://t.co/2JaaQvxHjp

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[April @aprilglick]

Ya gotta believe but ya don’t gotta watch

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman