bartimus maximus (miss steak if ur nasty)

im bart simpson who the hell are you (she / her)

[Caty⁷ ✨ art&personal @c_art_y]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO

[Cute @cutecorestar]

wrapping paper

[Wokie D. Void 🇬🇭🇮🇹 @Voidsspace]

The only reason it took so long for this is because everyone kept treating it as the "you-cannot-have-kids-disease", instead of acknowledging that the condition was wrecking havoc in the entire body, and infertility was just a symptom

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Who would’ve thought that forcing ads every 15 minutes would make young people look for ad-free alternatives?

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[こみすん @pasta_ssn]

🫪の魚の想像

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Being forced to lock in when all I want to do is dilly dally

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

It's official: buying isnt owning
Which means piracy isn't theft

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Remote workers at 3:27pm on a Wednesday

[いしかわかずや @issikazu20]

マンタに巻き付いて癒される絆創膏考えました。みんなはどんな動物に巻きつかれたい？

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried

[valentine @valawakened]

when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live...recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it...... that's the real shit

[Marvel Updates @marvel_updat3s]

First look at the ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ cup and popcorn buckets.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[໊ @user0000O0]

how it feels to find a new obsession that distracts me from my miserable life

[*leslie @LEZB0B0MB]

hollywood execs see a rapist portrayed as the villain and immediately feel the need to do something about it

[すごく良い @sugokuii_]

☂️🐶

[abby memedokies ➰ @memedokies]

dawg