Lucia

an incredible voice. such a beautiful voice.

[Lucia @lumueller]

don’t push me i swear to god i will cancel culture

[Lucia @lumueller]

@matthistory Matt 💛😭

[Lucia @lumueller]

the power dynamic in my relationship with Jesus Christ is really fucked up

[Lucia @lumueller]

these are great tweets

[Lucia @lumueller]

@follickacid I pray I get in

[Lucia @lumueller]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Came to my birthday party

[Luke @raskultnikov]

@mitskileaks @geekylonglegs If you can't afford a baby, simply create a rival product to compete with babies on the open market

[Lucia @lumueller]

I do not know when I will delete Twitter but I will log out right now

[Lucia @lumueller]

@rhoygboose those yumans

[Lucia @lumueller]

going viral today when you see how fast i parked this #bigrig

[Lucia @lumueller]

Can’t wait to use this gold!

them: “I really want to know what makes you tick.”

me: “I really want to know what makes you talk.”

(!!!!)

[Lucia @lumueller]

the power dynamic in my relationship with Jesus Christ is really fucked up

[Lucia @lumueller]

Mira @rhoygboose. Ya empece #deathsend gueiiiiii. Te yamo 🧚‍♂️

[Lucia @lumueller]

The one in which I play both an angel and a huge fan of Charles Manson. Bless @follickacid & @stephpipes.

[Comedy Cake 🍰 @ComedyCake]

Quick Dish NY: 10.5 @thepitnyc It's CONFERENCE ROOM 104 Sketch Show #startup #comedy #wework https://t.co/b7X7CMVeew

[Lucia @lumueller]

earning his “wtf is existence” merit badge

[Lucia @lumueller]

another jackass cat spreading

[Lucia @lumueller]

@sswPRN Uhhh good morning!!! I’ve been inspecting that front desk more closely ever since Jenny told me you saw my haggard self

[Lucia @lumueller]

@matthistory But...but...my 200 followers?!

[Lucia @lumueller]

Can’t believe they let that jerk off