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Mangio tanto sushi (sostenibile)! [Background The Universe & Forever @wendymac]

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The advantage of not being sentimental is that within an hour you can sell jewelry from an ex, deposit a 💰 check from the earnings, and celebrate with a slice of Southern Buttermilk w/Stewed Blueberries from Edith’s Pies.
#Oakland
💎💰🍰💃🏽🥧🤩

[c @luna_c]

Bad robot! Bad!

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Brb - modeling at New York Fashion Week.
https://t.co/tVBLYJOUz3

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I swear I can feel the accumulation at the end of the day. https://t.co/FuM5KIwGgj

[c @luna_c]

So, which is it?

[c @luna_c]

🇫🇷 leading the way!
👗👔👞
https://t.co/qbmOR5mxfb

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Wordle 822 2/6

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Sometimes I impress myself.

[c @luna_c]

h/t to @ElizabethBastos and other "Gen-X women in menopause" who know their shit.

https://t.co/1IovPHm1DF

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Morning mood.

🎧 Hot Wheels by Kaskade on @PandoraMusic https://t.co/jeLdk1wiBU

[c @luna_c]

Cabbie outside DC Union Station.
🐦🥰

[c @luna_c]

The beat and flow of his song is 🔥 but Can I Get A version that honors kind relationships? 😂🎶🙏🏽

#jayz #amil
#jarule

https://t.co/TPv82FBQSB

[c @luna_c]

I use ⁦⁦@teuxdeux⁩ every day and love these great update emails BUT there’s so much great stuff in there that it just adds to my to-do’s… 🤩😩 https://t.co/WkBTjCMR9V

[c @luna_c]

Like a few of my exes…

“Silicon Valley would rather blow itself up than go to therapy.”

https://t.co/WgIyE4Lz0q

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TIL that Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is a ripoff from Blackfoot Nation beliefs https://t.co/MgWuNcXFLu by @karenmichel

[c @luna_c]

Not gonna lie - this made me LOL.

https://t.co/b9ouB5cJIk

“compressing the breasts downward to the point that you can see your pulse in your areolas.”

[c @luna_c]

Anyone need a Reason to be Cheerful?
Check out this and other good-news stories at @RTB_Cheerful. https://t.co/Qpe9xgmGiJ

[c @luna_c]

Wordle 575 2/6

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Bam! Great omen. 😁

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Wordle 548 1/6

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Got it on my first try but somehow still feel like the NYT is gas-lighting me.

[c @luna_c]

Him: “She’s too tall for me.”

Me: What’s too tall?

Him: “Too tall for me is whenever a woman is pretty enough she won't give me the time of day.”

😂

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These captchas are getting hella creative...