Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺

She/her. Pug mama, husky mama, people mama. I love critters of all sorts, even the human ones. I've been told I'm funny.

[FR:vanille!🍫 @vanillesuga]

.@drpepper pls can we be moots .. Haha i dont want to sound Desperate but haha.. haha id love to moots w u.. haha no stress or anything.. haha.. but like itd be so cool.. haha we could be best buds., hahaha but u can say no .. haha itd be so cool tho hahahha

[FR:vanille!🍫 @vanillesuga]

guys can we start a petition for @drpepper to follow me back ? like and retweet if u support me

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

A hypothetical for the men. It's post-apocalypse. You find yourself trapped in a steep ravine. At 1 end is a horde of zombies. At the other is a band of unshaven lesbian feminists riding war bears who want you dead. You have 1 bullet.
Who do you shoot?

[SupportHoes @HoesSupport]

I'm a middle-aged white lady. Sometimes, when I'm having a bad day, I go to Target or Walmart, march right up to the Service Desk & ask for the manager. When they arrive, I compliment 1 or more of their employees. Watching their concern change to pride turns my day around.

[FR:vanille!🍫 @vanillesuga]

hey gamers if you could help me out 🙏🙏🙏 youtooz made a deal with me that if i got 4.2k likes i could get a slimecicle plushie 🙏🙏🙏
if you could like and rt i would appreciate it SO MUCH ‼️

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@mlduncan7 No. It's over. My ex refused to sign the divorce papers for over 2 yrs. It was no-fault. He wasn't fighting it. We shared no assets. He was just petty. During that time, my now husband asked me out, we fell in love, he proposed, & we planned a wedding. I was only single 12 days.

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

TIL Many Salvation Army homeless shelters charge per night. The San Antonio men's shelter requires a money order for $12.50 by 3 p.m. each day or you sleep on the street. That works out to $375/mo. When you say "there are shelters," remember to add "for paying customers only."

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

I don't want to say anything that will get me sued, so I'll just say this. If you're planning on selling or buying a home with @Offerpad, please check the BBB reviews first.
#offerpad

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Please play Cannonball by the Breeders. Thanks! ❤️ you!

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

Just sitting here in the surgery center wondering why a mother would make such a show of how inconvenient their very sick child's surgery is that said child chose to ask someone else's mother. If my child was having surgery, I would move heaven & earth to be there.

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Congrats on your first Kick stream. Please play My Vagina Is 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large. Thanks. ❤️ you!

*meme is unrelated, but important

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

I'm just a woman on a mobility scooter at @costco on a Sunday begging people to look in the same direction they're pushing their fucking cart. I was hit twice today. I will literally eat cat food before I go in there on a weekend again.

#theabledsareatitagain #NEISvoid

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@harryhorrorshow Dayam, Harry! When did you get a modeling contract?

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@LakotaMan1 That is beautiful.

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Please play Seether by Veruca Salt. Thanks! ❤️ you!

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Please play I Like the Way You Die by Black Honey. Thanks! <3 you!

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Please play Until We Go Down by Ruelle. I'm pretty sure this song is about coffee. Mmmmm... coffee. Thanks! <3 you!

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Please play Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads. Thanks! ❤️ you!

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Please play the Donna Summer version of MacArthur Park. Lol Thanks! ❤️ you!

[Crazy Pug Lady ♿🐶🐺 @lunabug513]

@DeadpullLiveNow Hi Deady! Please play Dog Days Are Over by Florence + the Machine. Thanks! <3 you!