lunalowen

Familyman, Businessman, Batman

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

You want us to accept Pele has 1283 career goals, but you don’t want us to accept he scored 127 goals in a calendar year ?

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

But what did Albert Ojwang post that angered everyone at the police department?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

You idiots

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

I hate to say it, but if you think about it - Cristiano Ronaldo is actually a fraud.

This dude had us believing for like 20yrs that Portugal is a big footballing nation like France, Brazil, others.

When in actual fact, before him Portugal had the same stats as Saudi Arabia😭😭

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

Today I witnessed something deeply disappointing in Hon Mutuku's Chambers.

She has dismissed an advocate's matter for want of prosecution despite the fact that opposing counsel was not even present in court. What was even more concerning was the subsequent remark that she never wanted to be stationed in Nakuru, that Nakuru is a troublesome station and that if the advocate wishea to challenge the directions, they could simply take the court file and change the record.

[Gods best ❤️❤️ @Goldenray_1]

@dammiedammie35 150k Messi go serve me food ,Ronaldo and Neymar for still dey self

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

This Judicial Officer said she doesn't even want to work there. This is how they arrogantly make decisions under the guise if judicial independence and "you can appeal".

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[Mulinge Muteti @mulinge_muteti_]

Eliud Lagat is the main suspect. William Ruto may think he can protect him forever, but that will not last. After Kenyans defeat William Ruto, both William Ruto and Eliud Lagat will be jailed.
Last year, when I went to court and called for Eliud Lagat's arrest, I was arrested instead and detained in three different cells. I was first held in the Kibera Law Courts cells, then transferred to Jamhuri Police Station, and later that night to Kibera Police Station.
We will never forget. We will not forgive. We will not move on.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

How do we know the ai just isn’t making shit up?

[saahi @minarchismnow]

@moneyacademyKE Are we not bring over licensed ?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Mr and MrsBeast ❤️

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Onyango Tate Dia, mm sina uwezo

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kabla nilete intern hapa kwetu keensight lazima nielezee yeye kuhusu kitu tunaita occupational hazard.
Every job has its dangers.

But the dangers we have here in this field, are neither unexpected nor calculatable.

Sasa kama kwa hii picha ,hapa tulikua pale gilgil kwa mzungu,an estate called pembroke,its where those Bourgeoisies who own flower farms in naivasha live.

Tulikua tunaweka electric fence,and an internal Extra Razor reinforcement to make sure no one is jumping from the inside. We had just finished.

Now we were testing the strength of this live wire. As chief inspector,I had to walk one a half kilometer down the terrain from the outside,to see if it was strong enough on the lower side,before handing over

Nikienda kufinya waya namna hii,nikunge niingie sasa pande ya ndani,a rope fell on my shoulder. Nashangaa kamba nani anacheza na kamba sahii? Kamba kidogo naskia nikama inavibrate bwana.

Ndio niliangalia nikaona kumbe sio kamba,Ni kunyoka kumeniangukia bwana. Bwana ile kitu ilifanya niwachilie nduru atari sana. Niliikamata kichwa namna hii nikapigisha kwa mti,ikapotea ikarudi kwa wanawake wenzake

Unajua hakuna kitu mbaya kama kuumwa na nyoka shingo. Because then you cannot post pone Death. Ukifunga ndio poison isitembee,unajinyonga unakufa. Ukiiwacha bado unakufa.

Yani unakua kama Ruto,unajua Ruto ata aweke gachagua Running mate 2027,sugoi anaenda,asipomueka pia,sugoi bado ataenda.

Bwana this money we have looked for it in the deepest of pits,and then wangechi from Utawala will text and tell you spending this money is her love language. Senzi kabisa!

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

“What your parents bought for you, I hustled and bought it myself”

So, how does that concern me?

[Charles Okinyi @teamsifuna001]

Hii ni mwecheche😂😂😂😂😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

candice to her mom when phineas and ferb build a rollercoaster in the backyard

[𝐁𝟖 @YanitedBruno]

When you realize there were elite snipers positioned around the stadium during the Spain vs. Argentina game 😳

I guess this is considered a normal football game in the US 😭

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

I’M BACK 😏 @EASPORTSFC

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

“Ronaldo fans will leave this app on Sunday”