tom getting harry pregnant but by merlins good grace somehow experiencing all the pregnancy symptoms HIMSELF! harry giggles, clutching his growing tummy as he watches tom stuff his flushed head in the toilet puking up a storm. bitching and whining ab how sick he feels EVERYDAY
weirdo stalker tom is best when nobody else can see it but harry. he’s like ‘the guy is around EVERY corner’ and everyone else is just ‘well he’s head boy!! he has to keep us all safe!’ ‘look at his creepy stare he doesn’t blink’ ‘all the better to protect us :)’