𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ i ⠀ ⠀ will ⠀ ⠀ 𝓸𝙣𝙡𝙮 ⠀ ⠀ break ⠀ ⠀ your ⠀ ⠀ 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 ⠀ ⠀ things, ⠀ ⠀ @pantapecunia.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ allow ⠀ me ⠀ to ⠀ show
⠀ you ⠀the ⠀ 𝖜𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 , ⠀descender.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

‘ ah, how intriguing that you’d show up the moment smoking is mentioned. must i really go to the trouble of crafting another set of lungs for you? ’

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

please refrain from smoking around me. * 😑

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

hello, wheatley. not spying on me for sandrone, are you?

[𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐥𝐞 , 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐲 . @c0urtesycall_]

⠀

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

it appears i’ve let you all grow idle. i’m here to change that.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

@occisionum how uncanny. is this odd occurrence you speak of bumping into me? i don’t see what’s so odd about that, considering we are colleagues.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

@occisionum, tartaglia. it’s been a while, has it not?

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

( sighing, head resting against @pantapecunia. )

i grow weary of my subordinate’s incompetence, pantalone.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

/ columbina in the fatui having nothing to do because she’s waiting on the tsaritsa’s plans to unfold vs the fuckass annoying ass doctor who just wants to experiment on kuuvhaki bro

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

@moonIitmirage let’s moon gaze together tonight, sister.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

coffee machine segment broke down. :/

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

( < just saw pantalone looking fine as hell. )

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

( heavy breathing. )

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

when to keep your mouth *shut.

( his grip finally loosens, taking a slow step back. what is up with him today? sleep deprivation maybe? his emotions seem to be all over the place. )

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

( there’s never any use in snapping back at the balladeer. it seems to add *fuel to his smugness most of the time. still, he can’t help clenching his jaw as masked eyes drift over that smirking visage. )

you would do well to learn —

[ᅠᯏ ᅠ𐔌ᅠ𖥔ᅠ ̵͞𝑁¤𝑁 ̼ ׅ ۫᭺ᅠ ᴴ͜𝙴͡𝑹¤꯱ 。 @RaidenFailure]

⠀
⠀ˋˏ ¤ ˎˊ ◠ Balladeer stays smug ˒
⠀head tilted as he listens - Or
⠀pretends to ˒ really .
⠀
⠀Your grip ˋ s still rather tense ˒
⠀by the way . It ˋ s not like I ˋ m
⠀going anywhere ˒ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑢𝑠 . . Are we
⠀truly here to argue .ᐣ * ^^
⠀

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

( lips pursing, fingers messing with his harness. )

would mere curiosity suffice?

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

well, yes. most would think that. but i am determined to break past conventional wisdom.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑. @pantapecunia]

⠀

i do believe there’s only one sort of pregnancy.

⠀

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

i want to get you pregnant medically.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

rather … what?

let me rephrase.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑. @pantapecunia]

⠀

oh ! rather forward of you, doctor.

⠀

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

@pantapecunia i want to get you pregnant.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

offering it to them. )

trust me. i have no reason to cause you harm, even indirectly.

[𝐢𝐥 𝕯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. @lunarhubris]

( smiling to himself, very pleased with his work and hardly noticing the disgust of his colleague. )

oh, it’s quite safe. i had some of my test subjects try the formula to ensure none of the wiring messed with it.

( lifting the mug, —

[ℛ―𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓. ༯ @GRANDIOSEGREED]

. . .

( his jaw drops.
Then he's quick to
Press his fist to his
Own lips, trying to
Muffle the sound
Of a gag. )

Augh . .
Ahem .
Oh .ᐟ oh .
Mm .

( he hates it but
He's so curious. )

Are you sure it is safe .