My secret to surviving the holidays is i get stoned as fuck then I just start doing dishes and everyone thinks I’m super helpful and no one talks to me because they don’t want to get stuck doing dishes
This is quite possibly the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they get married and sweetly retell this story at every gathering they have while looking into each other’s eyes and finishing each other’s sentences. I love football
The weirdest example of toxic masculinity is the fact that the boat industry is the largest consumer of glitter in the world, but tries desperately to keep it a secret.
Hurricane Ian's brutal winds—just shy of Category 5 in strength—are literally sucking water out of Tampa Bay, exposing the sea floor https://t.co/YZJogRs8JH