BigGameGene

Mr. Finsh/Gametime Jones/The Hook-up-erator. Dez caught it. Electric Avenue enjoyer. Ready to roll.

[BigGameGene @lunch_beers]

@Zvbear

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

@BarstoolBigCat

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

peeing doesn’t feel as good for girls. only dudes know the euphoria of just absolutely draining one

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Asked my Down syndrome brother Erick to list his dream girls

- Kai Trump
- Ana De Armas
- Suzie (she works at the chick fil a by our house and has Down syndrome)

[bbg (ybbg don) (nba champion) @BigBlueGoonie]

I’m a man of simple pleasures. All I need is a six-pack of beer, a joint of good weed, a couple gummies, 30 mg of Adderall, 0.5 mg Klonopin, a pizza, some ketamine nasal spray, a Coke Zero, half gram of blow, a Perc 30, a mock draft simulator, NFL pro and I’m perfectly content.

[Ray “BadBoy” Stevens @thatbadboyray]

Gonna watch horrible bosses 2 on cable with commercials

[Toby @Jousting_Sticks]

the sweet spot to be as a footy fan is to be completely one-eyed bias with your own team, have minimal opinions on about 14 other clubs, then have 3-4 teams that you hate in ways that would get you put on a watchlist

[Jun 🫡 @JuneVanBloem]

I'm starting to yell at clouds but in the old days, guys like Hato would stay at Ajax til they're 24. Mature, get 50 European games for Ajax, lead them to some glory, have a personality.

These days would Shevchenko have a rich history with Dinamo like he did in the late 90s?

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

"you didn't watch him play you just looked at the stats"

I didn't even do that, i just think he has a loser's face, he wears the same number as another player i don't like, don't even try to reason with me

[stay at home uncle @TJMaxxlover]

Too many glasses of wine around the fellas and I start giggling like chanel west coast

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

*Se publicaron archivos de Epstein*
*Trump captura a Maduro*
*Doxxearon a Fabrizio Fauna*
*La muerte de El Mencho*
*Estados Unidos en guerra con Irán*

Sydney Sweeney de la putísima nada:

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Day 3 of starvation diet, I ate out my wife, that is all.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I've never understood the obsession people have with the NFL Combine. Wow these guys can run really fast and jump really high. No shit, they're rare athletes. What really matters most is what they think about Israel.

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

D'Brickashaw Ferguson

[Ron “Hog” Cranker @WelfareWarrior2]

You should be legally allowed to shoot a semi trucks tires out if they are in the left lane

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Turning up the car seat warmer so high I can feel the grill marks forming on my ass

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

Was convinced this team was winning a national title

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

My #1 guy for March Madness. Can’t wait to bet his over.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

posting on linkedin should affect your credit score

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Oh now there’s only two genders