Ashton

idk what I’m talking about & I never really have.

[Ashton @lunchcrackers]

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I wanna know whose out here using Wingdings font type…

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@Metzger_9 LOL the acting is so bad. Not even quality porn.

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Possessed woman takes her titties out and fingers herself before possessing a priests via make out session. Sorry I was lost after the first 15. #exorcismofgod

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@willmabrown Thank you 💛

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Here me out. An OnlyFans… but I just offer affordable talk therapy sessions.™️

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@Metzger_9 I feel like with talk therapy you’re really just listening and helping people process their own emotions. So if you’re a decent human. It shouldn’t be hard lol

[Ashton @lunchcrackers]

@Metzger_9 I just think of how inaccessible or unaffordable all forms of therapy are.

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These are definitely standing pants, not sitting pants. #laterealizations

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Is there anything more annoying as woman, than when you’ve just put in a tampon and then realize you have to poop? Other than the years of constant oppression and regulation of our bodies…

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You know. I probably wouldn’t be so exhausted every mid-afternoon if my body could stop waking me up at 4 when I don’t need to be awake until 5:30 🙃

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Maybe it’s the #Maryland in me… just watched #TheStrays and can’t stop thinking about this man cracking shrimp like they’re crab legs 10 minutes in.

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My thyroid medication has made my hair so thin. While I’ve spent the last 2 years growing it out, I’m seriously considering chopping it off 😔

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I made loving you a blood sport 🙏🏻 @Sleep_Token

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Recieved my first window heart of the season from a Squeegee guy 🧼🚙

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@littlesharkk Literally all day at work

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Anywhere hiring that pays at least 65-70k annually? Asking for someone else. #maryland #baltimore #employment

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@littlesharkk The most perfect to ever perfect.

[Sleep Token @Sleep_Token]

‘I’m still full of the love you want’.

Reflect.

https://t.co/m8lJDeWpNX

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@littlesharkk Gimme your body