Allyson

"The tiger and the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf does not perform in a circus." VM ❤️JM

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

I’ll take a few consistent actions over a thousand words any day.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Sick. lol.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Just want to feel alive for once.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

@akaraqi Thank you mama 🩷

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

All I want to do today is cry. Frustrated at every angle of my life.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

People who are going nutty over this skims x north face collab aren’t real snowboarders/skiers and that’s obvious 🤣🤡 who tf wants to go down a mountain wearing neutral colors??? 🫠

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

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[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel,

It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor.

That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative.
But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated.

But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch.

Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH!

You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all.
If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole.

Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety.

I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind.

So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.”

No, Sir!

The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford.

And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed.

Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming.

I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans.

Respectfully,
Rob Schneider

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Grateful to go to bed tonight knowing my daughter HAS a future 🙌🏼❤️

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Mountain biking is terrifying.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

My man forcing me to get better at the guard even when I’m complaining and borderline crying is true love 🫶🏻🤣

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Hm

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Convinced baby girls get their moms eyes and their dads nose and mouth.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Every toilet should have a bidet. A hill I will die on.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

No bc nothing is weirder than watching girls push their buttcheeks with their hands to make it look bigger in pictures….just whyyyyyy 🫣

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Well I’m definitely going to be dropping a ton of weight bc I am back to being TERRIFIED of food bc of the reaction I get everytime. I wish a Dr could figure this the f out.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

I don’t think I will ever get used to calling this x and not twitter 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Not people screaming, hootering AND hollering for the cast of love island like they just saw Jesus….lorrrrrd times are strange.

[Mahi @mahi_tst]

@ianmiles The Woke Olympics

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

Twerking at a presidential rally is craaaaaazzzzzzyyyyy *leah voice*

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

You always know how much you like something at Marshall’s if you’re willing to wait on the line.

[Allyson @lunchiscouch]

When people are tattooed and wear anything related to tattoo culture or even talk about it non stop gives me the ick 🤢