Elaine Kwok

What I lack in grace and rhythm on the dancefloor, I make up for in enthusiasm.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 You need to stick your finger in the soil about 1-2 inches. If it’s dry, water them. If it’s not dry, leave them alone.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

This tweet and all the replies might turn me into a regular Twitter user.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Am I from the south??? In 1977 my great aunt Margaret shot her abusive husband Roy in the face in their driveway in Arab Alabama, everyone in town just went “good job Margaret” and then she got remarried to a guy named Bunk. BUNK

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 It looks like it’s saying “duuuuhhhhhh”

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 My brother’s birthday is tomorrow. This is a fantastic idea!!! I’m going to try to be a good of a sister as yours!

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@IwriteOK SAME. I’m so sad about how relieved I am.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

It’s sad that this open-and-shut case ending with the most clear & obvious verdict should feel like a nail-biting victory

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@Soren_Ltd Can Americans only get this on planes?! It’s the CHAMPAGNE of ginger ales!

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

This is gonna be the @beets79 ‘s theme song this summer.

[Zach Sherwin @zachsherwin]

Happy ten-year anniversary of me releasing "The Aggressive Bee," everybody! https://t.co/hWVCl5qZ5c

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 @CP24 I KNOW

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@Soren_Ltd And they say white people have no culture.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@ryanqnorth Is this like how an architect’s home is never finished?

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 @TheRealTeggs Who’s Carol again?

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

I just watched two grown women give the briefest of hand rinses after using the public bathroom. This is why we can’t have indoor dining.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

And to all the #notallmen guys in the comments: better safe than sorry. Go ask another dude for help.

[Albert Lee @AlbertLee2020]

Don't tell me white supremacy doesn't exist when the cops work as executioners for one population and PR managers for another.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 I’m glad I didn’t learn about this until later in the day, so I couldn’t follow the story. But what I’ve heard is unsurprising and disappointing.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 He was HAVING A BAD DAY 🙄. It’s easy to see who law enforcement empathized with here.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@beets79 Road to Perdition. Oh no.

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@ryanqnorth What a journey!!!

[Elaine Kwok @lunchlainey]

@ryanqnorth @samthielman Plenty of non-white white supremacists out there, sadly.