Peter Lundquist (Good Version)

Father. Husband. Senator. Proud Soldier in Christ's Army. Pathological Liar.

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

Hello, I'm tweeting because apparently you're only allowed to look at a few of them now and I figured I'd just pour one of your limited views right down the drain

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

martin shkreli’s new AI doctor app is really good

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

Giannick Andersonkounmpo

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

While I disagree with critics who say my YouTube videos are racist, I will now be editing racism out of future uploads on the Random Gamer Thoughts channel, the RGT podcast, and Random Gamer Plays. The racist versions will still be available on my Patreon.

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

They say I post cringe, and should be ratio'd; that the law commands that I be blocked and reported.

I say: Let he among you who is without cringe cast the first groan.

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

#EasterEgg for the new @supermariomovie: The M on Mario's iconic red cap stands for "Make America Great Again"

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

I call myself a former gifted kid because it's nicer than saying "once shit got harder than long division I gave up"

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

Eating pussy with a cloth napkin stuffed in my collar and saying "my compliments to the chef!" until she uses her thighs to corkscrew my head off

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

this will have you saying "it me"

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

trying to add therapy as a cardio exercise in myfitnesspal and screaming when the app says no

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

"say it louder for those in the back!" someone tweets. i go to the back of the internet. just cables and shit

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

/r/personalfinance: I sold my pocket watch to buy my wife a set of combs, but she sold her hair to buy me a watch chain. What do we do?

VoreGidal​ | 3798 points | 2 hours ago
You stupid asshole. You unbelievable shithead

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

"Yeah I have an eating disorder. I'm eating dis order of fries" (I stare at the Buffalo Wild Wings server expectantly. She forces a laugh. God I miss my wife)

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

Greatest Hits, vol. 1

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

"IF I'M NOT PAYING I'M THE PRODUCT" I HOWL AS I MOVE THOUSANDS OF FAN TRANSLATED MANGA PDFS INTO THE RECYCLE BIN

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

That said please like, follow, and RT

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

I stopped tweeting because you mother fuckers took my shit for granted. Guess what, I went to therapy and now I no longer crave your approval. I will tweet inane garbage into the void forever. You cannot get rid of me

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

@Appalitch Every time a rat pulls my hair sexually I flash back to my childhood memory of dipping a madeleine in some tea

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

My libertarian cousin said he "got rugged" & I can't tell if that means he played big boy in the woods or lost all his money on a crypto scam promising to buy an island with no age of consent

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

Calling it now: next year, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway do a joke about Emma Stone, then Ryan Gosling throws a haymaker and misses

[Peter Lundquist (Good Version) @lundquits]

Okay, I'm done with #SeinVerse. I've spent $500+ on this gacha bullshit every month since launch and I STILL haven't gotten a Thirsty George drop??? Pro tip @VandelayInd, you're supposed to keep your whales HAPPY, not pepper them with golf balls 😤