cigarette eater

i’m freaking losing it

[m! @ntrphl]

crushless in canada they’re calling me canada dry

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crack smoker by proxy

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for someone who’s never smoked crack i sure know a lot about smoking crack

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everything is falling apart and i’m still romanticizing sandy hill

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i don’t wanna be in ottawa anymore

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@Orangubang1107 i agree i need an award

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shamelessy posting thirst traps to my insta bc i’m hot and it would be a disservice for the general public to not see how hot i am

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i haven’t been texting this guy i sleep with and i told him what’s been going on and he sent a list of ways that he was able to support me

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until you’ve been truly evil you cannot be good

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gonna pay an etsy witch to make him obsessed with me

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i remember i was talking to a doctor and they asked “do you have any thoughts of harming yourself or others?” and i answered, “yes but the regular amount that everyone has”. straight up didn’t know that people don’t think about k*lling themselves all the time

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

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my boss said i need to see a doctor for my ocd symptoms so i booked a doctors appointment because i love her

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i love maladaptive daydreaming it’s like having an imaginary friend

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gonna pay an etsy witch to keep funding in the social services

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i really really really love my manager so much like i honestly don’t know how i got such a wonderful woman in my life

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not using drugs is crazy i really thought i would never get my memory back and honestly i wish i hadn’t i remember too much

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soft launching a praise kink by going wide eyed and slack jawed any time anyone says they’re proud of me

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my boss has seen me half naked in public so many times (i’m a whore) that he now has a bit where he says he saw me in public to trigger my fight or flight response

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i love when i leave for the gym and my cats are still sleeping so they don’t really notice that i leave so when i get back they’re so excited to see me