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Lark, nonbinary boywife, they/he, polyam 25 y.o. ig: lungsofalark /// return me to the dirt

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

when I die I don't want to be buried, I want my decaying body to be eaten by my pet rat army like God intended.

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@powerfulwizerd My brother has lost three gold wedding rings while scuba diving, so he’s now in silicone wedding ring jail lmaoooo

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

been off the internet for a year. I hope nothing has changed and society hasn’t randomly become more racist and homophobic

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

1. It hasn't cured cancer

2. If artificial intelligence software does cure cancer, it will not be the LLMs and image generators that that "anti-ai" crowd are complaining about. You know this and are being intentionally obtuse

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@InternetJulian BEST SHOW EVER FR

[CODENAME:sx @CODENAMEsx11347]

Screw it. We're bringing back the Thneed analogy

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

teenagers in the 2010s were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

The president held a Great Gatsby themed black tie party at Mar-a-Lago tonight, hours before 41 million Americans lose the government assistance to buy groceries due to the ongoing shutdown:

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@InternetJulian Seriously!!! He's so much bigger than in that old picture!!

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@InternetJulian OH MY GOODNESS A BABY!!!

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@InternetJulian So cute!!!

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@InternetJulian Hell yeah!!

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@InternetJulian AWWW YAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@InternetJulian @nicisatnite AWWW CUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@BarbieAgitprop

[Julian @InternetJulian]

dont wanna see anyone celebrating the 4th tomorrow right after the big "millions will lose healthcare and also the American Gestapo now has more money than God" bill got passed. if you have any feelings of patriotism right now please look inward and fix your soul.

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@village_wench WOOOOO!!!!! YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

[green eBussy 🐀 @lungsofalark]

@village_wench WOOOO YEEEAAAHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

At Wicked on Broadway and they just made an announcement before the show that despite the TikTok ban they are performing the show as written