HŒRGÜPJELLY

Behind the dumpster eating donuts

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

If we're drinking and you ask me how drunk i am, i'm gonna say buzzed. Because i dont even know how drunk i am until im a sloppy mess.

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

@Joshua_of_KY @upshine3 As a person with adhd your very wrong. It most def is an adhd thing.

[𝐗𝐈𝐕🐿 @EvaPeach338101]

if you gave up on me while i was getting my shit together .. i appreciate you

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

@diva19xx @Cypherz_killz You should be publicly hung. Justifying the actions of a pedophile is as egregious as being a pedo.

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

@TheProjectUnity Whats your thoughts on yonaguni? Man-made..natural?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

My brain is like lasgna, its got alot of layers but its all mush.

[furby bridgers @chronicinflame]

i love my mom dearly but i’ve never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[sky @neckbreakin]

why tf king for a day is trending on tik tok yall bullied me for that

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

@KansasSkiJunky Pretty sure thats illegal 🤔

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

@vu_shiesty I just use Adblock and that shits free 😎

[簡志剛 @Justin96636]

Chien Chih Kang art work-Dragon ball ukiyoe style 2022

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

@rob_the_dog9 I miss clicked dad, dont beat me again

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

Im definetly getting a vasectomy.

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

as a man and as a father, i’m ashamed that anyone feels they have the right to regulate what women do with their bodies…i’m mad for you, and mad with you. im sorry…

[mommy jaz @jazjizzes]

I can’t even explain the rage that comes over my body when I hear a Bruno mars or Pharrell song I really don’t get it

[HŒRGÜPJELLY @lungsr33d]

Feeling sophisticated as i sip my whiskey on the rocks vibing to a saxaphone solo. All as i reign in 73 mining on runescape.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Politics is a sadness generator

[Reagan @r_musquiz10]

i hope that when i die i get all of my memories back from everytime i blacked out