𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑

04•22•18 👼🏽

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

I just came home to my mom putting vaporu on our dog 💀

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

*sniffs the vodka shot*

“esta vuele a fresa, pero sabe a peda” 💀

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“Don’t call me brother, call me hermano!”

[m 🀥 @cuntbettyboop]

imagine beefing w me and im just posted up like this

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

my biggest bully (my mom) said i looked skinny yesterday.

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

ana Gabriel just hits different after tequila 😤

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Yo cuando ando pedo y suena la banda

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“if marijuana is the devils lettuce then edibles are the devils sugar”

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

something about grabbing gas at costco with your own membership and not your moms 😭 💅

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“two, just in case” - my paisa dad

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“i want to go to san luis missouri!!” 😭 boi

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

kirkland signature has $8 moscato and I don’t know how to act on this wednesday night 😋

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“that’s why i only trust android”

“i dare you to post a snapchat story right now” 💀

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

dago ordered all by himself today at jethros 🥹😭 so proud of my paisa 🌵

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“i’m a little poor rn so i can only pay for the dj” boi what would u pay if you weren’t poor 😮‍💨

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

everyone went to bed early and i’m in the kitchen eating arroz con leche like this

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

i woke up with a sore throat and dago gave me some mexican medicine idk what it was but 3 hours later no sign of pain o nothing 😭 what did he give me!!?

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“oh yeah i pulled him in my wanda (the fairy) costume”

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“it looks like i haven’t fucked a cancer, wait but fulano had cancer so that counts!!”

[𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @lupehouses]

“if sex is only for having kids why do i have a clit for sensory!!!!”