Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein

a shining example of chivalry and champagne.

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

not to post my w’s but I just got engaged

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

yes this is the take I will use to justify why instead of working on my novel I’ve been guzzling protein powder and increasing my T-levels one barbell curl at a time

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

(a friend who is a literary agent told me that he cannot even get editors to read first novels by young white male writers, no matter how good; they are just not interested. this is heartbreaking for writers who may, in fact, be brilliant, & critical of their own "privilege.")

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

the utter JOY of explaining to my wife-to-be the difference between the Valar and the Maiar

[Cursed Arts @CursedMedias]

https://t.co/LJYwOpBKCi

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

the dentist said i grind in my sleep. he real af for that

[cbfw nato @natenumbereight]

SmokingMantisFreestyle.MP4

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

@ANDREWTI 1 Chocolate frosted and 1 strawberry frosted every time you go and you gotta eat em in the parking lot while talking to the guy who just parked his motorcycle illegally or you’re not a real Bostonian

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

@vivifrommichi @memesiwish :)

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

@toad_spotted battle hymn of the republic

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

@peasantbrain Many such cases!

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

Simone Weil stirred in her grave when Dasha tweeted today. One day, when enough cocaine-thin political extremist girls larp as daddy-kink Catholic, the rite will complete, and Simone will rise as a lich. This is the real reason Weil refused to be baptized. Theologians know this

[DJ Chutney @NickyKayfabe]

@MozarabMohan @AmishCatholic Imaging not vibing with Hanuman.....

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

thinking about a bar in a dnd campaign called “the polymorphed dwarf”

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

I think what scares me about the rising power of the American fash is that the personal use of violence is not abhorrent to them. Mfs think it’s badass to simply shoot a guy

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

Pride seems…muted this year. Worried about the vibe shift. Something horrible is coming?

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

The libs are using the bodies of dead children as rhetorical cudgels to bully and shame financially squeezed Americans once again let down by their politicians??!? unhinged scum behavior

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

THREAD: If Biden forgives $10K in student debt, and you have decided you won’t vote for democrats because you want $50K, I have a favor to ask. And I’m being 100% serious. 1/

[John President @flatstanleyACAB]

#ImThinkinImJosh

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

My kids literally looked at me in school today like “Mr would you take a bullet for us?” And I was like, “Of course.” And I want to believe that this is true—on my best days I believe it is. But that shouldn’t be a requirement to teach. IT SHOULD DEF BE A REQUIREMENT TO BE A COP

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

Went to a shooter-lockdown training where these fat cops kept saying “you run out while we run in” and all this other self-aggrandizing bullshit. It was disgusting. Cops only shoot unarmed black kids. That’s it. They’re more likely to shoot my students than any actual threat

[Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein @lupus__nocte]

the new Alex g is unfortunately mid, Kindof worried about how this new Trent Reznor arc of his is gonna be