Sarah

I’m Sarah and I’m probably playing a GTA RP with Austrailians

[Sarah @lupuswench]

Start Montero at 2:58:51 PM today and @LilNasX will sing “Shoot a child in your mouth while I’m riding” when Jesus dies.

#MONTERO

[Jazz Tangcay @jazzt]

The fact that THIS IS STEPHEN SONDHEIM's VOICEMAIL in #TickTickBoom makes this simply heartbreaking. @Lin_Manuel shared Sondheim had also re-rewritten and re-recorded this. #RIPStephenSondheim

[Sarah @lupuswench]

@rainnwilson Hi Zaddy

[Sarah @lupuswench]

@hailsvictoria Would be a personal chair for Brie Larson

[SS @xovav1]

I only workout to look cool during sex

[Sarah @lupuswench]

I distinctly remember the regular manager I see all the time at cvs giving me plastic and not paper, while also making bad jokes and flirting with me over my condoms, lube, and cera ve lotion purchase. How did he know

[Sarah @lupuswench]

My first hookup after covid I fell through a rotted plank in his deck, got droplets of sweat in my mouth, and when I was about to fall asleep I got so nauseous I left and threw up in a cvs bag in my parked car front of his house.

[Sarah @lupuswench]

Why wasn’t I born a dad

[Sarah @lupuswench]

LIKE REALLY WELL

[Sarah @lupuswench]

LADY GAGA WAS RIGHT spit really does get the blood stains out

[MerMx @mer_bry]

My nan asked why I haven’t hung up the ciscore canvas she bought me. Well Nan, I have something to tell u..

[Sarah @lupuswench]

Old hookups telling me they got their second vaccine like boy I see you👀

[Sarah @lupuswench]

@hankgreen Haha 👀

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me 10 minutes into any social outing post Covid

[Jan Sport 💜 @janjanjan]

I’m a MORNING person now 😪

[Rihanna @rihanna]

touch dat BUTTA baby.

one thing bout #BUTTADROP , it’s gon give what’s its s’pose to gave!!!

[Sarah @lupuswench]

@memetrashcan Ouchies!