Lurch ©

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[Lurch © @lurcht00ns]

#SaturdayAfternoonCartoons: “Gender Gap” (2022) and “Chasing The Bag” (2021).

[Spectre @spectre0799]

family ties but the beat is Billie Jean & Beat It

[NEW ACCOUNT IS @BLACCMASSXXL @blaccmassxx]

smash mouth x juvenile

all star x back that azz up

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Skyrim player takes out a dragon using nothing but aura

🎥: u/hushythehush

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mom's side, realest and purest love icl

[𝐙𝐨 🌶️ @ZoSpicyDubs]

ts too hilarious dawg 😭

[ttss @Ttss181818]

From the tribe of Judah, I'm MUFASA
Never turn the other cheek, you'll die at the oSCARs

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

We love you, @jaytatum0 💚

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT ☘️

Congrats, @paytonpritch3

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Luka takes down the Mavs in Dallas.

[NBA @NBA]

History for the Celtics ☘️

The 2024-25 Boston Celtics now hold the record for the most threes made by a team in a season in NBA history with 1,364 3PM!

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

This sequence >>>

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Tha Carter VI
Pre Order Now
Coming 6.6.25

https://t.co/XqYmBlbSEg

[A-kwee-ya @AkuaSankofa]

If we accept that the forced expulsion of Black teachers after "integration", and the invasion of Black schools by white (mostly female) teachers were tactics of counterinsurgency, if we understand the K-12 school as a carceral nexus, we might be having different conversations.

[JW @JWepp]

By now you must be mature enough to realize & admit LeBron is the greatest of all time.

[HOOPS EMPIRE @HoopsEmpire_]

It’s hilarious how far down a rabbit hole a narrative can take people. Strip the name and whatever you think you know about a player from blurbs or random actions and you have a 26 year old with:

- 6x all star selections
- (About to be) 5 all nba selections w/ 4 in a row on 1st team from 22-26 years old
- NBA champion
- ECF MVP
- ASG MVP
- most points in a g7 nba history
- most points in an all star game in league history
- 39th in all time playoff points
- 16th all time playoff 3s
- 8th all time in playoff 30/10/5 games
- tied for 3rd most 50 point playoff games
- 68 playoff wins, 14 series wins

Again, this is at TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD. He’s very very well on pace to be one of the greats.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

man at the garden

[NEW ACCOUNT IS @BLACCMASSXXL @blaccmassxx]

migos x kendrick lamar

straightenin x euphoria

[Renth @strenkom]

Not only the greatest Ganon clip of all time, may be the greatest clip of all time.

-Lizardman-

*Audio on*

[Lurch © @lurcht00ns]

My goat, real SC hoops man

[Em Johnson @EmJ_not23]

A’One for A’Real One 👑 @_ajawilson22

photos by me

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

mainly i want the eagles to win the super bowl because we would get an absolutely bonkers and perfect episode of abbott elementary out of it