Minnesota, as a state, cannot handle this level of drunk on attention. There’s gonna be a lot of people making bad choices at the Fair and I am so excited to watch.
I hope there's a Wolves season ticket salesperson that's been there like 25 years and right now they've got their feet up on the desk, lighting cigars with $100 bills and deciding if they want to buy one cabin or two.
The Jan 6 hearings were once again amazing, stunning and magnificent. In a related story, because it is my responsibility and my job, I have recorded the valiant attempts made by the closed-captioning software to spell Pat Cippolone.