DanDan

Fly ko safe

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

a girl hangs out with ‘hoes’ is automatically a ‘hoe’ but men who hang out with abusive, manipulative, rapist friends & all of a sudden it’s ‘not their business’

Pick a script and stick to it.

[𝓖𝓪𝓲𝓪 ｡𖦹 °✩ @starrxdweller]

I'm so unimpressed by men lately. Please do a cartwheel as you approach me.

[Buttercup🪄🌸 @Habee_xo]

“If you don’t do it, another lady will”
Make she do am abeg

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

@deintyger Very disgusting habit

[Dein Tyger🐅 @deintyger]

But..but why? Why are we like this? No fr why?

As a collective.... We really need to sit down and ask ourselves "Why are we like this?"

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

I hope the woman who kills her abuser gets to write an essay instead of prison.

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

So because I be pot, make I no call kettle black

Una dey talk oh

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

A horse and eel how abeg

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

@tresokure Genuinely

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

@dzlgrrl Gbam!

[✰ @dzlgrrl]

but mavo, isn’t your music an apc plot to distract the youth pop from the imploding state of our country? consider “no more way for poor people” popularized to slowly indoctrinate people into accepting hopelessness as an inevitable consequence of poverty caused by an inept govt?

[kiki🌸 @kikii055]

i will rather be a useless woman before I ever let a man think my purpose is cooking and cleaning.

[dolapo @gammalin20]

you dey addicted to call of duty or fifa..but na lagos life wey people dey play be your problem🤣🤣🤣🤣

[nan :) @Nan_deep]

concerts are fun but going to a concert where you know the artists discography back to front? that shit hit like CRACK 🧎🏽‍♀️

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“Stop sending your daughter to University, it’s not safe”
WHAT ABOUT STOP SENDING YOUR SON TO UNIVERSITY, IT WILL BE SAFE.

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

@imfynerthanfyne No difference tbf

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

the moment the girl mentioned how much she makes per day, they started hating on her

nigerians are not real

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

@Buuuyoncee ….?

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

@theyallluvola @Shalom_HeyEliy I saww

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

@Shalom_HeyEliy Let us have multiple houses!!

[DanDan @lurv_danimi]

It’s actually extremely necessary to surround yourself with people who have the same goals as you