android 17

This spot marks my grave, but you may rest here too, if you would like...

[android 17 @lushfIare]

I'm definitely a rock type Pokémon

[SteveG (1-0) @StevenGantzer]

@nexta_tv The first shot has been fired

[VulpesVenerabilis @VVenerabilis]

Iran: "Death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're going to build a nuke to we can bring death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're going to build missiles so we can bring death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "Just so we're clear, we believe Israel is the Little Satan and the US is the Great Satan."

US: ....

Iran: "We are going to try to destroy America's land-based aircraft carrier, Israel."

US: *sigh* "Fine, Israel, go ahead. Slap them a little bit."

Panicans: *cries* "Ugh! Israel!"

Iran: "Still building nukes tho. Death to America!"

US: *Sigh* "Fine. Feed the B2s. But *only* feed them the nuclear stuff."

Panicans" *crying* "We don't want WW3! Trump is going to get us into WW3! No boots on the ground!"

US: *sigh* "Guys, the B2s are already home. It's already over and done."

Iran: "Death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're rebuilding a missile program! Oh, and we're working on nukes again."

US: *sigh* "Don't."

Iran: "Screw you!" *bombs American bases*

US: *sigh* "Okay, we told you."

Panicans: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"

Democrats: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Ben Johnson on literally any 4th down

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

DIS IS A OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO DA NFL FROM ANOMYNOUS STOP MAKING DA RAVENS BAD AT FOOTBALL!!!!

[android 17 @lushfIare]

women are you doing this to me lol lol i lol lol i just got home from work lol lol i just got home from work and i got a haircut and then i got off work and then i went to go to the gym and then i got off work and then i got off work and then i got off work and.

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

"Women are..."

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

my 2 year old just handed me his class schedule. this is what they want. this is what they are doing to our children.

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

Attack on Titan is amazing

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Bro is always on some different shit

[HANCOCK @HANCOCK_LOL]

a welcome change

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Imagine a song being 10 years old and no one bothered to check who Jeffrey Dahmer is until it's trending on Netflix, and only now it's offensive

[ATLAS Project @fallingstarIfA]

ATLAS observations of the DART spacecraft impact at Didymos!

[Piank @Political_PIank]

@MagnusCarlsen I've cracked the code. Magnus Carlsen left a hidden message in his post

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

As a former WWE FAN, this ‘undertaker Entrance’ from Israel Adesanya gave me so much joy. 😍😂

[Daniel Crosby @danielcrosby]

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.

I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:

- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone

Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

[android 17 @lushfIare]

@FaZeBlaze me

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?

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[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

The new era of Call of Duty is coming.

#ModernWarfare2

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

do not believe the hype, i am at coalchilla there is no one here

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

The Easter bunny is the lamest holiday cryptid, he just hides eggs. He doesn’t whip his cock out or anything cool