ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪

“be careful, i bite” — r. blake // taken by @bloodfker // 🩸 // vamp // 1001 (parody account) SHEDTWT DNI

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

// hey sorry this is a parody account and i frgot to put boundaries but. nsfw accs shedtwt proshit etc pls dni. i’m just having fun. might make a rentry or something later

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@Lololussy good fuck off

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

my name is ruthven
i made the observatory
it was difficult
to put
the pieces
together

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

didn’t realize you guys were so obsessed with me

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@riikamistan i’m not surprised you’re this stupid

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@miwsov non oomf i have no clue how i got this post recommended to me but you might be

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@StainedQuill WHAT THE FUCK.

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

i fucking love blueberry pie

[💕Eros DuBois💕 @bloodfker]

Ooga booga!

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

okay now it’s my birthday. wish me a happy birthday. or don’t idc

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

IT IS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YET.

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@Lololussy @StainedQuill can you guys argue in someone else’s replies

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

at the observer story, straight up “phasing it.” and by it? heh. well, let’s just say. The walls.

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@Lololussy NO

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

IT IS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YET.

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@Lololussy yeah that’s what i’m doing

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@Lololussy you know how ghosts phase through walls?

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

how do i tell my friends i miss them without sounding like a little bitch

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@Silas__Reed i just remembered you had an account

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

@Silas__Reed nerd

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

this is like the fourth time this has happened in the span of 2 days

[ruthven 𓆩♱𓆪 @lustfker]

do you people genuinely not read bios before following or are you fucking with me