Brandon Lute

Owner of @anglerreserve fishing lures company.

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So Rex Henry is Garth brooks. Nice #BadThoughts @tomsegura

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Im hungry, in A minor G y’all.

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Y’all think he ran into Nicole and Ronald yet?…..

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Jims pick up line after the wedding: Andy won’t be the only one to bust a nut in this room…

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Sweetie grow up, I know the big ones hurt.

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Check on your fun friends, we are alcoholics.

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I think after the third monkey with a head injury, the doctor would probably call CPS after he let you know so many times that they shouldn’t be jumping on the bed.

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Jet fuel may not be able to melt steal beams but the tinsel from the Santa Claus movies sure can.

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I have started burying Harry Potter books so after Putin bombs us and the world recreates itself in a different way, people will worship The holy trinity. Harry, Hermoine, and Ron.

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Ok but like, miss Rachel can get it.

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Lunchables, the original charcuterie board.

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@IanMcKellen #HurricaneIan #FloridaStrong

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Hi honey, this is sue dillion

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@newbalance If you’re hunting for a new billion dollar add. I got you. #MadeByDadsForDads

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I wish I was famous just so I could hang out with @seanhannity and eat super hot wings on @hotonesgameshow

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@Stranger_Things fuck you for doing that to my boy Eddie. You couldn’t kill coconut head? Asshole.

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Is this app dead or do I only follow 4 people that still tweet? Scrolling thru my page is just 4 girls I went to college with posting. While they are very funny I need some variety lol

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Chrissy wake up

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Happy birthday America, sorry your party was so lame!

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If red flag laws make sense to you, you have never lived in an HOA neighborhood.