faith

Look upon my Tweets, ye Mighty, and despair!

[faith @luteskywalker]

When you die the 99.9% of bacteria you killed are waiting for you on the other side.

[faith @luteskywalker]

dragon age solas macbeth arc

[StraightioLab @StraightioLab]

Did you guys get this??

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

satan in hell, france, 15th century

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Just saw the Wonka trailer - can't believe it's 2023 and we are hiring hinged actors for unhinged roles.

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I am begging y'all from the bottom of my heart please do not pirate content during the Writer's Strike - residual money is super important rn and watching legally is the easiest way to support your favorite creators ❤️

[faith @luteskywalker]

CW high schoolers are not unrealistic that's just what high schoolers looked like to you when you were 10

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@I__am__Grace our ecologically conscious mindddddss

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Zillow should have like a "climate change" rating so I know the probability of my fantasy dream home getting destroyed so I can stop fantasizing about it

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y'all ever wake up from a nap so hard you begin to experience time like Doctor Manhattan?

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microdosing patience by turning the faucet to low while I fill my glass of water

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Christmastime? I thought we were on Pacific Time.

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the Haber Bosch GardeN(2) of Earthly Delights

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rip to the people at the tower of Babbel but soy diferente

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black friday is just the day when every company you ever bought from emails you and reminds you to unsubscribe from their mailing list

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@madic_enyu you have the birthday glow!!!!! happy birthday icon!!!

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born too late to be a vaudevillian, born too early to be a supervillain, born just in time to listen to "Sexy Villain" by Remi Wolf on repeat until I feel something

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I think if the gods really wanted to punish prometheus they should’ve made him fold his laundry when he’s a sleepy little guy

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you only have to let the soft animal of your body, its hour come round at last, slouch towards Bethlehem to be born

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reading my Quest Diagnostics results like an astrology chart

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@madic_enyu @pisceanbitch_ In context I heard it's a fantasy sequence of a character making fun of other characters and is supposed to be over the top bad but I haven't seen it