𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟

❝ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ. ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ! ❞ - { #witcherrp }

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

⠀

⠀ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐗;
𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐎
> the one
> the only
> the legendary

“ your moment of glory will come! be ready! and also... never get married. “

#𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘱 ✧｡
( ↻ ∕ ♡ . )

> mc 21+
> au(ish)

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

“ Why of course! In the presence of a beautiful lady, I am! “

[ᴘʀɪsᴄɪʟʟᴀ | Parody | @OfPoeticWords]

"Always so charming, I see."

She bowed in a theatrical manner.

"A pleasure to see you."

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Not the hair. Please.

“ Never been better. “ He bragged. “ I got to perform in the Castle. “ Which one, he didn’t know.

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

"Oh, you're being sweet, now."

She drops her chin on top of his head. "How's the season been for you?"

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Reaches to kiss the back of her hand.

“ Please to see you again. “

[ᴘʀɪsᴄɪʟʟᴀ | Parody | @OfPoeticWords]

"I am!"

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

“ You too! “

[ᴘʀɪsᴄɪʟʟᴀ | Parody | @OfPoeticWords]

"You’re alive!"

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

“ Long ago. “

He softly chuckled.

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

"No, you have lovely hair, I wouldn't do that even to you."

She flicks his ear happily. "Given up on escaping?"

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

He was trying to escape, before he would finally give up.

“ Please don’t ruin my hair. “

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

Wraps herself around him in a tight lock.

"What are you doing here, you slimy little rat?"

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Who is Jaskier

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

SOMEONE HELP

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

Tackles him with a war cry.

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Bertha ♥️

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Nobody can touch Bertha.

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Jester seems tense.

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

@OfGoIdenFlower //: anytime ♥️ just pop in dms

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

⠀

⠀ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐗;
𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐎
> the one
> the only
> the legendary

“ your moment of glory will come! be ready! and also... never get married. “

#𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘱 ✧｡
( ↻ ∕ ♡ . )

> mc 21+
> au(ish)

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

@OfGoIdenFlower //: ♥️

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Hello. . . ?

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Mud puddle—
Bloody hell—

He huffed around, covered in mud perfectly.

“ Are you crazy?! “ He squeaked, swiping some off of his face and out of his eye.

[𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭. @sinuouswitcher]

When it comes to bards, yes.

With a seemingly effortless but harsh motion of the hand, she pushed him into a mud puddle.

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Let’s do it.

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

Would definitely be one of those.

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Would be a HIT.

[-ˋˏ 𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 ˎˊ- @buttercusps]

Nothing nice, all your fault ♪

Are they doing a collaborative piece?

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐱, 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 @lutitios]

Ah, a threat.

Is she always this—
aggressive?

[𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭. @sinuouswitcher]

Why not is the correct question.