Luke Ward

Who's sorry now then?!

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Bellingham after popping a Viagra in the hydration break

[Hallybhoy11 @Hallybhoy11]

When you tell the wife you’re going out Sunday afternoon and not coming home till 4am Monday after the England game.

[kian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kianlufc]

10pm kick off against Panama after we’ve already qualified you say?

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[The Magician Darts @MagicianDarts]

Huw Ware about to kill Ricky Evans 😂😂😂

[MK〽️ @mkr4411]

@TouchlineX What North Korean lads down the pub see on their telly after a Hwang Hee-chan goal

[Luke Thurlow @luke_1871]

Get ya eyes round this last minute winner from my mates Sunday league team 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #SundayLeague

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

"THAT IS THE SECOND BEST LEG YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE!"

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL! 🤯

Luke Littler produces perfection on the Winter Gardens stage!

📺 https://t.co/ZboV9dF4Ji
#MatchplayDarts | SF

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

By all means enjoy opening your presents…
your mid morning bucks fizz..
your selection box..
20 pigs in blankets..
too many sprouts..
too much pudding... 
a turkey butty.. 
your mince pie and brandy butter… 

But enjoy it by being disciplined! 😉

Merry Christmas everybody 🎅🏻

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

I just spat my coffee out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

Roy Keane’s reaction to Dynamo never gets old 😂

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist.

& Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole.

The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you.

Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned.

& We are about to get taxed even more.

NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better.

Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it.

The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender.

Our soldiers are getting stabbed.

Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired.

& that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse.

If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks.

Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea.

I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad.

You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe.

I want my kids to live not survive.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Xbox 360 was a different era of hate 😭

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Happy New Year! Here is the first significant joke in the Fawlty Towers series…

#ClassicFawlty 🇬🇧 @JohnCleese

[June Slater @juneslater17]

Manipulation 👇👇👇

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Fancy watching Love Island tonight?”

Me: “No thanks. I’ve got better plans.”

Better plans:

[Luke Ward @luukeward]

#Fortnite #XboxShare

[v1 @VarunGop1]

I hope Peter Drury never stops commentating man
Nobody can make Football this poetic, Irreplaceable like Messi