Lucy

[Ciaran Kenny @_Ciaran_95]

My Uber eats driver clearly doesn’t like the staff in McDonald’s blanch

[Lorne sausage @LorzC7]

its just my luck that the only belter I ever scored never ended up counting

[cookie @cookiebachelo]

Could I hate these three more? I don’t think so. #LoveIsland

[𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓪 ✨ @Zsolostan]

Where did LI producers find these disgusting men, I cannot believe my eyes because what the fuck ??? Do they have no home training, they grow up in the gutter or something ?? I’m beyond disgusted atp turn this shit offf #LoveIsland

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Gemma's scene was absolutely nothing and Luca is crying throwing up sliding down the wall when he was laughing at everyone else. What a scary guy #LoveIsland

[Lucy @luuuceh]

@LorzC7 You what

[Lorne sausage @LorzC7]

Christmas dinner stress has started, dad's just told the dog to fuck off

[pablo snickersbar @pabl0snickerbar]

Arsed can’t believe @Deliveroo hired @JohnCena been wait for my food for over 2 hours he’s messaging say he’s outside but I still can’t see him

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

This is a statement written by Sarah Everard’s mother. It’s beautifully written, the pain is palpable, and the content is poignant. It’s heartbreaking to read, and yet it barely even scrapes the surface of the agony she must be feeling. RIP Sarah. #SheWasJustWalkingHome

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

The Phantom Menace

[gill @cav0rting]

Jeff Bezos blastin himsel into space after splittin wae his wife is the biggest “av seen yer das taken the divorce well” as far as the records go

[Lorne sausage @LorzC7]

Controversial, but I'd much rather not work

[feedavis @feedavis_]

As soon as I open my eyes in the morning I think I can’t wait to go fucking bed tonight

[nisa🇧🇩 @tasfiahnisa]

if you had a bad day, here’s a pic of a cute goat