I’d still be waiting for this dang leg to wake up now 9 years later if it weren’t for my investigative journalism x turns out EVERYBODY LIES, even your neurologist x OOPS
you inspired me from my explore page, a legend. 💖
I’m afraid nothing will prepare you for the final item in this list. 💔😭
What will we laugh about… when all the trauma is gone? 💀 Part 2
Has anyone noticed that the stories you pull out like party tricks in group settings to get a laugh and a giggle...
I dunno, comment your favourite lip combo or place to buy tampons below or something. Only 29,000 female followers to go before we’re officially a matriarchy. X
Im gonna need a Panda Pop, a packet of Space Raiders & the Macarena on full volume whilst some boy in the corner jumps up and down in a flame shirt with spikier hair than Gareth Gates x
Get Ready With Me to dress up for a ‘What younger you would’ve ...
What will we laugh about, when all the trauma is gone??? 💀
ORANGES 🍊
Has anyone else started therapy and faced the stark reality that the silly goofy he he ha ha little stories they tell actually maybe aren’t that funny and are actually maybe quite...
Attempting to achieve the ideal 1950s 12 inch bust to waist ratio with a 20 inch corset… and accidentally going too far x
Is the silhouette worth the possible harm? LET ME KNOW X
Did my followers comments help me fix this fuller bust fashion fail??
The comments were very divided as to whether this House of CB ‘bigger cup’ dress WOMPED TOO HARD or should be WORN EVERYWHERE…
Did this lace layering clothing hack make things be...
a very accurate depiction of me trying to pick what to wear every day x
(At least having to empty all my wardrobes for my new flooring gave me an excuse to give you a fashion show hehe)
5 Things People Think Disabled Women Don’t Do ♿️✌🏻 yes, I currently have 3 cats on a paper round, a collection of platform crocs bigger than my womps & an inbox that I would have to give myself an eye bath after reading should I ever dare to look. X
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Get ready with me in 1956 whilst I give you a bitesize history lesson on 1950s fashion 👩🏫👗 GLAMOROUS OR WASTEFUL AF… you decide x
(Imagine if I was actually your history teacher, crumbs x)
WILL IT WOMP? 🍒 House of CB ‘Bigger Cup’ Dress Edition.
When a brand says “bigger cup” but they mean D-E, and you turn up with an H/J cup. 👸✌🏻 … it still has to be better than standard sizing… RIGHT?!
I’ve wanted this Ysabella dress for two years…....