♡︎ 𝔸𝕟𝕚𝕪𝕒 ♡︎

‘04 ♓️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

[Onyema🛡️ @OnyemaSam1]

When your paycheck hit and you just start buying unnecessary shyt

[🖤 @loves5o]

PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.

[🦀 @Gminds_]

I love my bed so much, what a place

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[H.N.S★ @notanartistbro]

Marvel heroes when New York is in danger but its not their movie…

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

ppl on tiktok be admitting shit you couldn’t beat out of me

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

if i had a penis i would be trying to put it through the hole of a vinyl so i could tell ladies i have a record breaking dick

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me when someone ruins my dramatic moment with logic and common sense

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

nobody:

me just before i sleep:

[Monie | Chilling With Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

y'all be hacking the wrong shit. hack the bank. the government. hack some damn student loans or something. y'all hacking youtube pages. just corny! LOL

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

i used a man’s body wash this morning and i have already lied 6 times.