spider fell on me while I was laying in bed & I brushed it off on to the floor and injured it on accident and so I killed it to make sure it didnt suffer and I feel horrible and im crying I am so sorry little spider
in case anyone wants to know how my day is going I went and made the last package of ramen in the house and then went to drain some water out of it and All the noodles are In The Sink now
im so sick of having to take care of this kid man. I dont even want kids of my own anymore because ive been basically raising this one for 8 fucking years now. im sick and tired and I just want my own life back.
"I face towards the shower"
"I face away from the shower"
youre telling me you guys dont slowly rotate around like a hot dog on one of those rolling warming machine things you see in a gas station ??