adrian🇹🇹🪙

idk

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

0-25: live off your parents
25-55: live off your wife
55-85: live off your children

🤵🏻‍♂️🥂

[Nick @Santennisballs]

Is it lovebombing if I really mean it

[✒️ @Literariium]

“But we cannot simply sit and stare at our wounds forever.”

― Haruki Murakami

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking beers all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you. there is really no way to know

[alice @aliceklls]

How to get high no weed no pills

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

sometimes you're at the club with a heavy heart and that's ok

[sley @sley_Xk]

her: did you pull out?

me: your party days are over darling

[Charco @charcoded]

addiction tier list

1. nicotine
2. gym
3. gambling
4. women
5. caffeine
6. soft power
7. cocaine
8. sauna

[👽 @awwheyuu]

i hate a hoe that got you blocked for life, shit never be that deep

[terror @paintedfear1]

When she says good morning instead of good morningggg

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.”