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[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

I wish blunts came in A box like Cigarettes. I Need A pack of Loud THC 100's

[𝐧𝐢𝐱𝐱𝐲 ׂׂૢ @cyb3rfayce_]

bitches turn 18 at 12am on the dot and start posting porn

[z @meoww739]

im such a disgusting pervert thank god im a girl

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

when someone tries to interrupt my routine and strict schedule that only i know about:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[Dr 77fi @thecryptofi]

@envyxny Because you asked politely

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[K.💕 @mssperfecttttt]

ngl smoking weed or drinking before sex unlock the pornstar in me fr 😭😂😂

[niyy @sothatsniyy]

That first blunt of the day be having me high af

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Neil @damnn_neil]

“I jerk off to you” is literally the best compliment.