love

live, love, life.

[love @luvfgs]

the hold religious leaders have over our parents is not something i wish to happen in this current time.

because clearly, if parents stood up against practices, these private universities will stop it. they don’t understand that it’s their money keep the school running.

[Anthony Azekwoh @AnthonyAzekwoh]

The second picture was taken from Covenant University, Ota, Nigeria, where I went to uni for 5 years before I dropped out. We were all locked in the chapel after our mandatory church service that Tuesday and, one by one, if you were a boy and your hair was too high, a clipper was used to shave a line on your head. Hundreds of us went through this that day.
They used the same clipper.

[love @luvfgs]

yeahhhh. that’s why i leave my babe sleep with other people’s babe, they are sweeter.

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Apparently a lot of you guys loose appetite when you cook! As in you don’t like to eat your own food!

[love @luvfgs]

this book is even closer to that “all the men in lagos are mad” and “only big bumbum matters”.

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

My IQ dropped while reading this😭😭

[love @luvfgs]

@RuthSummie every book by damilare k*k*

[love @luvfgs]

“started transferring” —

even if you waka go the nearest bank with leg, to pay over the counter, you for dun pay finish before the man come back.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???”

I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card.

She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?”

All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂

[love @luvfgs]

wait.

so that thing people say “my money is my money and your money is our money” no be skit? na real life?

[love @luvfgs]

i go soon carry babe on date, because of you, and i go send you the bill make you pay.

because you suppose put money for where your mouth dey.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

You people are not dating if you don’t actually go out on dates. Every time “come to my house”. Pls go out.

[love @luvfgs]

a wise man said

“a woman who actively tries to make you spend more than save more, is not the woman for you”

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Some of you are so weird. Commuting daily you’re taking buses and keke but as soon that man reaches out to you to come over you remember uber and bolts exist.🤦🏽‍♀️

[love @luvfgs]

this blue tick is a menace. 🙏🏿

@CommunityNotes please disregard this tweet, as it’s not possible for food delivery app to ascertain genders from just names, and also tweets like this help spread disinformation and maligns brands who are reputable.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I changed my name to a guy’s name on the food delivery app because i heard the portion sizes for men are a lot bigger & so i tried it out and um...😐

[love @luvfgs]

this right here is the tweet

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

I think Big Bum Bum might be the best song to come out of Nigeria this year. It’s so unfortunate they didn’t pick a better title.

[love @luvfgs]

@khanofkhans11_ “guys” 🪞

[love @luvfgs]

a ti je a ti mu, ya werey gan.

because for a person like me, i will just give her an instant bad mouthed reply, and she will hate her life immediately.

[Elisha Ajiboye🩺📸 @ElishaAjiboye__]

I was told to clerk a patient today and I got to social history, I asked her whether she smokes or drinks but tell me why this woman replied with “I am a mother, does your own mother smoke?”

I felt bad and was so clueless on what to do at that point but I just had to proceed.

[love @luvfgs]

really can’t end up with a “my pastor/prophet said or saw…” babe. 😂

[Audrey Foriwaa Mensah🇺🇸🇮🇪 @ArabeeMzz]

Two years ago, my friend received a prophecy that she was going to have a huge wedding, one that would be the talk of the town.
Fast forward two years, and she’s getting married this July. The problem? She doesn’t see that prophecy coming to pass. Her fiancé is an average guy-

[love @luvfgs]

how much does elon pay for this blue tick tbh

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

If you don’t give me money, I will never ever ever ever ever agree that you like or love me.

You have to give me money. Money is hard to come by.. so if you give me the money you suffered for … ehen!!! I will know you like / love me.

[love @luvfgs]

these blue tick stories man. can’t we get a break?

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

I bought my mom headphones as a present and as we were testing them I connected them to my phone.

I decided to play “Take five” because I knew it was her favourite as she blasted it around the house every weekend when I was a child.
She paused and looked like she was in shock.

Took the headphones off, stared at me and said “How did you know it was my favourite song??”.

I thought she was joking so I laughed…

then he asked me again “nah seriously how did you know?”
There it hit me that my mom had felt

[love @luvfgs]

Sorry but do you think attaining the rank of General is an ordinary feat to attain?

[Noah SULAIMON @okikiayo11]

Buhari.
Show me his CV.

[love @luvfgs]

it’s not so deep mom.

[Moyomss🍒 @moyomss]

Honestly, the spike in people with mummy kinks just seems like a collective coping mechanism for unaddressed childhood emotional neglect.

[love @luvfgs]

a good girl.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??

[love @luvfgs]

sorry o. it’s not disguise. the ladies know. they know and consent like mad. lmao.

[Maruf Muhammed Esq @MarufMuhammed4]

In lagos, yahoo guys are disguising to be tech guys to marry corporate ladies.

[love @luvfgs]

this is not a great material. this is rubbish.

[ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ @omoelerinjare]

Uber Tried to Take Over the World, but Nigerian Drivers Taught Them a Lesson They’ll Never Forget! 😂