Meghan

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The blood vessel in Lindsay Graham’s brain last night:

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I want my children and their children to inherit national parks and polar bears, not data centres and dry riverbeds.

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[kendall @superiorsantina]

the biggest enshittification that ive seen post-2020 is every customer-facing job running off a skeleton crew cause every company realized that they can *technically* survive off of it and increase their profits in the process

[erika🌹 | still in the villa 🌴 @honeymoonaries]

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Soft launching that I want to get off the phone by saying “Alright well…”

[Harram @_harramm]

i’m so sick of old, white men destroying a future they’ll never have to face

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Turns my stomach to see cities with millennia of history flattened by United States and Israel, two of the fakest countries in the world.

[۟ @lectyres]

may we witness the end of israel in our lifetime

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

"you're in america, learn english" crowd is so funny because 90% of them are in their 60s still losing the their/there/they're battle

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

DtMF stands for da time in the middle of football

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

[yz 🚀 @everhero13]

men are soooooooooo hot when they're fictional

[onion person @CantEverDie]

lmfao

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

just got so mad at a completely made up situation i had to take a 2 hour walk