Mother of two, tender of bar, producer of farts, maker of bad decisions, watcher of reality tv. This is not real life...or is it?โ๏ธ๐ฃโ๐ผ๐ง she/her
ITโS DAVID'S DEAD DAY!
Today marks TEN WHOLE YEARS since Tiffany Pollard had her iconic meltdown believing David Gest had died in the Celebrity Big Brother house... not realising Angie Bowie was talking about her ex-husband, David Bowie!
#BBUK#CBBUK
๐จ BREAKING: Trump now openly calling for the deportation of U.S. citizens.
โWe have a lot of bad people โฆ many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too.โ
Thatโs not immigration policy.
Thatโs fascism with a passport scanner.
Heโs not talking about โillegalsโ anymore.
Heโs talking about you. About anyone who disagrees. About journalists. Activists. Protesters. Citizens.
This morning my mom says to me, โwell at least your tips wonโt be taxed anymoreโ and I was glad we were on the phone so she couldnโt see how disrespectful my face was.